The first of many

Short and sweet. I'm joining blognation because I enjoy the faux power. It's intoxicating. I shall drink of it's nectar daily.

Some of my favorite blogs, should you care: barstoolsports.com, davelozo.com (formerly Why Don't We Get Drunk and Blog?), deadspin.com, brahsome.com.

Influences on my writing style and rapier wit: Ma, Ash, A-Train, Seabass, Tripper, D-Lo, Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, Drew Carey, anybody with any last name similar to Carey, except Chip Caray, who is an idiot sports analyst.

Day job: Advertising.
Night job: Poker extraordinairre.
Free time time-passing usually includes: Hanging with the bosslady.